Photography is like peeing and getting bitten by a snake on your penis. Painting is like pooping and getting bitten by a dog on your anus. The relationship between photography and painting is like the relationship between poop and corn, enoki mushrooms, and chili peels. Painting is the poop you produce after eating various things. When you eat too much, you poop out paintings. Some people have a monotonous diet, only eating poop and not drinking pee, which leads to constipation and they end up not pooping anything out. Photography is showing others a mixture of your poop and pee. If someone is interested, they'll take a couple of bites and drink a bit. If they don't like it, they'll smell it from afar and walk away. They are both brothers in hardship, sharing the common trait of having to eat a lot of poop and pee. Although most people deny or remain silent about it, the fact is that we not only eat it every day but also enjoy it. Their common enemy is someone who secretly pinches your anus while you're asleep at night. If you want to live, you have to endure being bitten by a snake on your penis and having your anus pinched at night. I believe this is the inevitable outcome. At least, that's what I think.